What I’m about to tell you won’t immunize you from the virus itself, but could perhaps (I hope), make life during this period just a little more palatable.

The term ‘Nuclear Meltdown’ might be the scariest ever constructed. Sure the words individually ‘Nuclear’ and ‘Meltdown’ are worrying enough on their own. But together. Wow. Let’s just say that on hearing such a term uttered in your presence, in a real-time, very genuine context. Well. You may as well…

The genie is out of the bottle and we can’t force it back in. If you’re honest. The last time you read or heard about the latest mass shooting tragedy, did it even shock you? Did it even register? Or did you consume the bite-sized portions offered to you (number…

The car crashes. Like he always knew it would. He had no choice. He had to run and he needed a car in order to run. He owed money, far more than he could ever afford to pay back. He was in a cycle and he could not get out. …

What has gone wrong with the world and where did all the douchebags come from? Wait. I’ll hang around for you to ponder this large intangible as I hold myself in ahead of this oncoming rant that’s been building up inside me, from my gut to my brain. Is it…

“I don’t have to sell my soul, he’s already in me” They say, and by ‘they’ I’m not entirely sure who I mean, that your musical taste is formed at the age of 13 or thereabouts. This musical taste is next to impossible to lose. Either deliberately or otherwise. …

We didn’t all see it coming. Some of us on Planet Earth assumed the mere presence of ‘The Orange One’ among the assortment of malcontents running for the Republican ticket for the 2016 election was at best, a comedic masterstroke, and at worst, nothing more than confirmation that as a…

It’s, not, the end of the world as we know it: How Fear Porn does little to calm troubled waters 2016 has been a tough year hasn’t it. Influential musicians dropping like flies and arseholes (the correct English spelling) winning elections. This has led to a myriad of columnists waxing…

Tom Hanks 2020: Yes He Can We live in dark times. Very dark times. The next leader of the free world is this guy